To the Shaft theme tune:
Who is a guy who hates xmas but loves cooking for any occasion? this guy! you’re damn right
Who is a guy who makes pigs in blankets, without pigs but better than just blankets? This guy’s wife! not a guy
(Tune bit which inconveniently splits the lines)
Who is a guy who most likely doesn’t remember the theme tune to Shaft! This guy? you’re almost certainly right!
“Giant sausage roll” - chestnut mushroom and nut roast with cranberry, cinnamon and nutmeg flavours in pastry
“Sprouts n stuff” - sticky, crunchy woodland mushrooms and shallots
“Crunchy spuds” - thyme, rosemary & garlic roasted tatties
“Sausage and bacongine” - vegan sausage wrapped in smokey marinated aubergine slices!
All from the the Bish Bash BOSH! Cookbook